Confession #589:I suspected my husband of cheating and hired a private investigator. He called to inform me he had proof that my husband was with another woman. I slept with a co-worker shortly after that. The investigator finally sent his report and the other woman was his sister who recently moved back to town. No proof of any fooling around was ever discovered. The only one doing the cheating was me.
Confession #510:When I was younger a friend gave me money to get him drugs. My friends and I got and then did the drugs. When my friend asked where they were, we lied and said we got pulled over and had to throw them out of the car window
Confession #1912:I talk to numerous girls Ive known from work, school, mutual friends etc. and totally enjoy and get a major ego trip out of somehow turning the online conversation to sex, just so I can send them some pictures of my very big penis, and then listening to their shocked and amazed replies.
It never actually results in a hook-up or booty call, but I enjoy it anyway.
Confession #492:I also removed a whole bunch of 'do-not-remove' tags from a bunch of mattresses once. I guess that makes me a felon. I wonder if that statute of limitations has worn out.
Confession #643:I know this is typical confession material, but last night I had a dream that I got with a friend's girlfriend. I have had a girlfriend for over 2 years and I always feel guilty when this happens.
My friend's girlfriend is really hot though.
