Confession #2455:I was caught masturbating in the closet when I was 11.
I had sex with a 58 year old broad when I was 24.
I like sex with plastic sheets and a quart of Mazola oil.
Yes, I would do your Mother.
Confession #665:I like the blue F - nice job.
Confession #281:When I was a girl, I used to be obsessed with horses. I would constantly pretend to be one. I didn't run, I loped. I even tried to eat grass a few times. the kids as school made fun accordingly.
Confession #1588:I'm not circumcised.
Confession #2718:Usually I am cool, but sometimes I have major anger issues - and for the most part my wife doesn't know. For example, one time I asked her to get non-lean beef from the store and she got the most lean beef they had (fattiest meat makes the best burgers!). When she wasn't in the kitchen I slammed a fist-full of the hamburger meat on the table and it went everywhere. I had to clean it up as fast as I could so she wouldn't realize how angry I can be for the smallest shit. I played it off cool. This was last night and it was one of quite a few incidents. This happens more often when i'm drunk, which is quite often
