Confession #1:I think I'm in love with a member of fazed who may be in a relationship. I'd have no problem destroying that relationship if I had a chance.
Confession #2:I just spent the past hour searching for a techno song I heard in an amateur porn video. It was a bitch to find, as the version that was in the porn was actually a remix of some techno song by a German (I think) group. I've been casually looking for the song for a few weeks, but couldn't find it. A few times I just minimized the porn video and just listened to the song.
Oh yeah, the song is "Shining Star" by "Ole Van Dansk". The remix was done by "Sven-R-G vs Bass-T", I believe.
Confession #3:I'm nailing a fazette and it's wondrous
Confession #4:I pee in a shared shower, every time I bathe.
Confession #5:Sometimes I feel like I'm in love with her, but we've only been seeing her for a few months. I think I'm setting myself up for a very painful disappointment.
Confession #6:Once, while having sex with my girlfriend, I fantasized about her mother to help hurry things along.
The night after she dumped me, I had a sex dream involving her mother.
Confession #7:I hate most of the retards on this site who piss and moan about every insignificant thing. I would tell them all to go kill themselves on a daily except I care too much about some people on here to get banned.
Confession #8:I actually like James Blunt's music.
Confession #9:I'm messing around with my best friends ex
Only thing is this has been going on for a while, as in before they broke up.
Confession #10:I have cheated on my wife 4 times (and counting)
I have 3 Fazed aliases
NO ONE on Fazed really knows me - including the Fazers I have personal relationships with.
Confession #11:I got my mistress pregnant and had to pay for an abortion. I took the money out of my secret slush fund account to pay for it. She would have kept the baby if I had wanted to. But I didn't want to have to explain child support to my wife.
Confession #12:I'm in the federal witness relocation program.
Confession #13:I once had sex with my mum.
:(
Confession #14:Sometimes, usually on Sundays, I wound myself while praying in my room.
Confession #15:I was caught masturbating to a photograph of my sister's friend by the girl in the photo.
We were embarrassed, but I think she was little bit flattered, because we hooked up at a party later that year.
Confession #16:Sometimes when riding my ATV, I drive on areas that are clearly marked "No trespassing"
Confession #17:I've got a major panty fetish.
Confession #18:I'm afraid everyone would be able to tell that my real confession was from me.
Confession #19:I have several pictures of my cousin mixed in with my porn files
Confession #20:I used to cut myself with a steak knife and give myself eraser burns when I was younger. Now when I want to keep a straight face I imagine blood seeping out of a fresh cut. I regret doing it now but I don't think if I were that age again I'd change anything.
Confession #21:My wife gives incredible blow jobs. She's had a lot of practice. She's only fucked 5 or 6 guys, but the number of blow jobs is much higher. No, not 37. This might bother some guys. But I love it. Some of the most mind-blowing orgasms of my life have been while fucking her, and her telling me about her past sex life. She used to have one particular guy: She'd go over to his house and get naked. Then he'd give her a full body massage. At the end, she'd get on her knees in front of him and suck his cock and he'd shoot all over her face. Then they'd shower together, and she'd leave. They never fucked, and never went out. Sometimes I think it would be fun for her to call him up and go over for one more 'massage'. But I don't know if I'd feel the same afterward.
Confession #22:I fooled around with one of my ex's friends in his bed after he broke up with me, and he caught us. A week later, I fucked the guy to get back at him, but he still doesn't know, because the friend and I realized it would cause a huge blowup amongst our mutual friends. About four people know about it.
Also, he was a very mediocre fuck.
Confession #23:There is a woman in my office that gives awesome blow jobs. She is the type of woman that actually likes to give blow jobs. She knows what she’s doing, she does it well and she takes it all. If she weren’t my boss, I’d go for it again
Confession #24:I sometimes allow the husband of one of my best friends to suck on my toes. I think she'd be very upset if she knew that.
Confession #25:I had a buddy that I grew up with since we were in 5th grade. We are like brothers and always watch each others back. We even go to the same college.
A weekish ago his family went on vacation and let him tag along. While he was gone, I went to a Halloween party with a couple buddies I have class with. Everyone was having a great time, and the beer was flowing like wine. I hooked up with this smoking chick, and truth be told, if she wasn't as blitzed as she was, I prolly wouldn't have hooked up with her. It was nearing the end of the night and I had only been talking to her for awhile. Three things cursed me here, the lack of lights, her face being hard to recognize, and the fact that I was on the verge of getting sick.
Here comes the part that I never saw coming in a million years, and makes my statement about her being out of her mind completely false.
Because it was a Halloween party it was mandatory dress up. I was Mario, and this mystery girl was a zombie-cheerleader(face all gruesome, but body 'untouched'). We ending up stumbling back to the house my buddy and I rent. THIS is were I should have taken notice. The zombie-cheerleader, while stumbling seemed to know the way. We *cough* had fun that night until I just fucking passed out. I wake up the next morning and she is gone, not one trace of my mystery zombie-cheerleader. I chuckle a little bit and go to take a shower. I hear the door opening as I am drying off (people are always in and out of our house, we hardly take notice anymore). I come out while putting my t-shirt on and see my buddies sister came in with some McDonalds. She wasn't able to go to on the vacation because she had some big sporting event she had to attend.
I smile and greet her and ask if she got me any McDonalds. I know her like my own sister because our families have been friends so long. She just started college this year, and my buddy and I are seniors. She smiled and said she 'certainly did'. This is roughly the next part of the conversation.
*I start chowing down on an egg Mcmuffin*
Me: My head is killing me from a party last night, I drank entirely to much and hardly slept.
Her: Well duh.
Me: What do you mean duh, what did you do last night.
Her: What do you mean?
*she walks over to where I was sitting as she said that and was kind of glaring at me*
(This is where my life changed forever)
Her: I was with you all night.
I literally started chocking on my McMuffin. I coughed some of it up and it got on her leg, she got grossed out and walked into the kitchen to clean her leg.
It felt like my mind was racing and my heart was beating a million times a minute. I just had sex all night with my best friends sister. Then, one thing popped into my head like a ray of light. I sprinted up stairs to my room and flung open the door. I hurdled my dirty cloths to the garbage can beside my bed and for the second time that day I realized my life is fucking over.......no god damn condoms.
She seems to think nothing is wrong for the next hour and is trying to sit close to me. I make up an excuse to leave. For the last week my phone has been ringing non-stop from her and I hide when I see her around campus.
*sigh*....my buddy gets back in a week. I don't know what to do.
FAZED, I know this is just a confessions thread, but do you have any advice?
Confession #26:I can't stop cheating on my boyfriend with my ex who I wish I was still with, even though there's no chance of us getting back together. I also might have a sex addiction. I'm doing it with other guys too.
Confession #27:I sexually molested my adopted sister. She liked it but later decided that she didn't. Bitch.
Confession #28:When I was 17 I slept with my best friend’s mother. No details, no bragging. Just a confession.
Confession #29:I found out my friend’s wife cheated on him. SO, I jerked off into her hair conditioner.
Confession #30:I fucked a fat(!) chick just to see if she truly rode like a Cadillac.
Confession #31:One year my brother and I went deer hunting. Our father, for some reason, would not let us use his mountain house and we had to get rooms at a local motel. The second day of the trip we decided to drive to his house. Since no one was there we decided it was a good idea to get a little target practice on the back of his precious fucking house. I’m guessing between the two of us we put about 30 bullet holes in his house.
Confession #32:I've cheated on my wife with no less than four women. Multiple times.
Confession #33:I drive drunk at least once a week. I am getting very good at it.
Confession #34:The fazer I'm in love with, I'm afraid they would no longer talk to me if they knew. I can't help it though and would rather live a shorter life than to go on without having that person in my life. She's all I could hope for in a mate.
Confession #35:I slept with a married man, and I can't get him out of my head.
Confession #36:I say nice things to a girl that I do not like. She tells me I am her best friend. She lets me put my hand on her crotch. I do this out of boredom. I honestly think she is a bad person.
Confession #37:I'm fucking an admin or mod and I'm not telling which.
Confession #38:I sometimes wish I had the willpower to be anorexic.
Confession #39:I smoke too much, I think. Is 2 or 3 times a week too much? It hasn't affected any aspect of my life that I know can tell. I still am doing fine in everything really. Maybe I've withdrawn a little socially, but that's no biggie either. I still don't know though. It makes me kinda guilty.
Confession #40:I am too much of a wimp to break up with my girlfriends so I generally begin to ignore them so they will dump me.
Currently, that is not working, despite a long distance relationship, so even though I always swore to myself I would never cheat on a girl, I may do it just to force a breakup.
Well, that and I have the hots for the new girl.
Confession #41:When I found out my girlfriend was cheating on me when she was at a summer camp (this was when I was 14), I did the same. I went miles out of my way to do it though. It was supposed to be some kind of personal victory for me, and something she'd never find out about. So I went to a party, met up with a girl, and we hooked up. I even kept in touch with her afterwards. When my girlfriend got back in town, she asked me about how my summer had been, and asked me if I'd met anybody. It turns out that the girl I'd hooked up with was one of her friends from church that I'd never met before. They had been talking when she came back, and the girl I hooked up with told her about this wonderful guy she'd met, and bit by bit, they figured out that the guy they were both connected to was the same person.
In the end, I got back together with my girlfriend.
Confession #42:I drive drunk so often that I have almost become an expert. I can get out of a DUI about 99.9% of the time.
Confession #43:One of my brother’s (I have 3 of them) first wives was so fucking crazy and caused so many problems between my brother and the rest of our family that one night, while my brother was away, I drove 3 hours and made a surprise visit to her.
When she opened the door and let me in I left my coat on, took out a snub nose .38 and shoved it in her face. I made sure she knew I was dead serious when I told her if she wasn’t gone from my brother’s apartment and his life by the time he got back in town the last thing she would see was me pulling the trigger while the nose of this pistol was on her forehead.
We haven’t seen her in 12 years. My brother is remarried, has two kids and has never been happier.
Promising to go through on a death threat FTW!
Confession #44:When I was younger, I hooked up with my 2nd cousin. She doesn't seem to mind looking back, but seeing as how I was 19, and she was 14, I feel sick when I think about it.
Confession #45:An old job of mine had your typical no-relationships-with-coworkers policy, very strict, reason for termination...but I still used to make out with one of my employees on more than one occasion. Couldn't help it-we screwed up once and did it, then agreed that it was fun.
Confession #46:I sleep around because I have a very bad self-esteem problem. Sure, I may talk champagne, but I am all beer.
Confession #47:Sometimes I lie about how many people I've slept with because I don't want people saying I'm a whore. Even some of my friends don't know the truth.
Confession #48:My wife borrowed my cousin's cheerleader uniform "for a Halloween costume" but instead, she worked it while I did her in the ass.
Confession #49:I have caused some people to die sooner than they normally would have. I have stolen from people who are otherwise helpless and dependant on me to protect and take care of them. I caused a healthy older man to fall and break his hip, he later died from complications. And I steal office supplies from work.
Confession #50:Since I have self-esteem problems of my own, I look for women who have self-esteem problems and I place them on a pedastal just so I can get laid.
