Confession #1874:I was in a very juvenile fight with a girl I knew back in high school. I tried to leave it be, but she kept bringing it up and insisting that is was more of a problem than I thought it had been. So I upped my end to make it as bad as she seemed to believe. [Note1: She had recently had a miscarriage for what would have been her first child.] I had arranged for a long list of items to be delivered to her home. 1) Several boxes of kits from the Human Rights Campaign on how to face friends and family to let them know that you are homosexual. 2) Several bottles of anal lube. 3) Several latex-free [Note2: She's allergic to latex] condoms. 4) A copy of the book of Mormon and a 45 minute lecture on converting to the church of latter day saints. 5) A copy of the Victoria's Secret Catalog. I'm certain that there was more things I had set up to be sent to her, but at time of writing, I can't remember. All of these items are in her name and being sent to her grandparent's address. It could've gone over much worse than what it did, but she really didn't piss me off enough for me to put in the extra effort to get the things that would've really scarred her.
